The ISM's

Communism: If you have two cows, you give both cows to the government, and then the government sells you some of the milk.


Socialism: If you have two cows, you give both cows to the government, and then the government gives you some of the milk.


Nazism: If you have two cows, the government shoots you and takes both cows.



Fascism: If you have two cows, you milk both of them and give the government half the milk.


New Dealism: If you have two cows, you kill one, milk the other and pour the milk down the drain.


Capitalism: If you have two cows, you sell one cow and by a bull.